I apologize. I was wrong. You Christians were right all along. Finally knowing the truth, I feel obligated to give you the reasons why you should not associate with atheist infidels/heathens:
H/T Michael Wooldridge (Religion is Cancer FB Group)
Yes, this is satire. However, all good satire make a good point, and Borowitz never fails. Just look around you. Do you see fellow humans rationally analyzing claims to see if they comport with available evidence? Ya, me neither.
The small town of Oriental, NC is the first community to be fully in compliance with HB2. Hey, for every law, there has to be a way to ensure compliance, right?